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These are some lies we made up about Afton.
The ghost of a lady with the sign of the devil engraved into her cheek is from time to time observed being carried by a moped on a gloomy highway close to Afton. Loads of residents say this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who died here in Afton in the past.
A giant lemur may sometimes be seen in Blundell Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise meditating.
Bigfoot has repeatedly been observed after midnight drifting down on Allen Creek.
A huge mink is frequently perceived at Baldwin Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the panorama.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two instances gazing furiously at the observer at the water's edge at Lake Monocan. People here who have made out this ghost declare this ghost may very well be a recognized old days native of Afton. Either way, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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alien tourist from deep space can repeatedly be perceived soaring over Big Levels at midnight.
A sizeable scary giant has once in a while been witnessed in a home in Afton.
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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