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These are some lies we made up about Accomac.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head has every so often been witnessed startling folks in Accomac Historic District very late at night. Several folks allege this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Accomac long ago.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag fastened around her head has been noticed on frequent occasions mounted on a motorcycle on a gloomy highway near Accomac.
A colossal impala may once in a while be distinguished down beside the water at Battle Point looking bloodcurdling.
A big chilling ghost was witnessed in Big Thrasher Gut at the stroke of midnight trying to conceal a dead body. The arrival of the eye witness terrified the ghost who then disappeared.
A gigantic coyote materialized at Bundick Creek Dam at midnight looking at the landscape.
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Ghost Sightings From Accomac
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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