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These are some lies we made up about Abingdon.
The spirit of a young air force pilot can be distinguished repeatedly going out of control in Abington Historic District on a dark night.
A massive woodchuck has now and then been made out on the pinnacle of Great Knobs on a dark night glancing at the view.
Henry VIII is sometimes made out hovering over the Great Knobs at midnight.
A woman with a green face has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions traveling on a llama by the side of a highway in the vicinity of Abingdon. One thing is for sure, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extremely large addax can sometimes be perceived hovering across Watauga Valley in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Loch Ness Monster was witnessed pulling a corpse from the cold water of Mill Creek around midnight.
A guy with a machete in his head was noticed at a pay phone in Abingdon using the phone. When the observer materialized the ghost ran away.
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Residents here say that this ghost enjoys frightening people who come trying to find ghosts in Abingdon. Anyway, it's a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
The phantom of a mail carrier came into sight in Black Hollow after midnight conversing into the night. The appearance of the observer startled the ghost who then disappeared. One
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of the local residents definitely argues that this phantom can be the soul of a local person who died here in Abingdon before the present.
A massive baboon was noticed wandering through an Abingdon neighborhood burial ground.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been distinguished hanging out in a vacant dwelling in Abingdon.
A female character is regularly perceived standing by a secluded highway right next door to Abingdon.
An enormous mongoose may repeatedly be noticed traveling on a motorbike on a shadowy highway close to Abingdon.
The spirit of a female having letters etched into her forehead may be observed very often in an Abingdon flat.
An extraterrestrial is occasionally seen attempting to grasp something in Mount Jefferson State Park near the ranger station.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions marching next to a deserted highway near Abingdon.
A female with larvae crawling out of
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her nostrils can from time to time be seen appearing in a closet mirror. Some of the locals argue this ghost could be a well-known yesteryear resident of Abingdon. In any case, it's undeniably a terrifying ghost that is preferably not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Abingdon
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Ghost Sightings From Abingdon
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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