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A lady having the head of a demon can be distinguished very frequently in a secluded neighborhood close to Wedgefield. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Wedgefield. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A woman holding her head beneath her arm has sometimes been seen down by the waterfront at Frierson Pond going out of control.
The ghost of a guy with half his head not there is every so often observed burrowing a gap up on the peak of Sand Hills.
The ghost of a young woman wearing a bloody wedding dress is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions piling boulders on the peak of one of the heights in the Sand Hills late in the night. Whatever people state, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that should be left alone.
A space invader may once in a while be spotted glancing over Green
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Bay in the early morning hours.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft was made out ascending out of Cypress Bay soaked in mud around midnight.
An alien vacationer from space materialized dispatching a postcard at a Wedgefield post office.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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