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These are some lies we made up about Wallace.
An ET from the cosmos is occasionally distinguished scaring people in Caston Park at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic orangutan is known to have been observed on a small number of instances sitting on a couch in a trailer in close proximity to Wallace.
A lady afire, grasping a gasoline bottle can every so often be witnessed washing a blood-covered jacket in Gordons Falls late at night.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a worn straw hat has frequently been distinguished in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. No matter what folks exclaim, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A giant hog is frequently noticed at Everett Lake Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the surroundings.
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Ghost Sightings From Wallace
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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