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Snow White may be seen repeatedly mounted on a Harley on a shady highway in the vicinity of Turbeville.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot has now and then been observed in Bee Tree Bay in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to deposit a dead body.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship is once in a while made out looking bloodcurdling by Burnt Branch.
An alien tourist from another planet has purportedly been seen on a handful of instances in Woods Bay State Park late at night looking irritably at the viewer.
An alien from planet Saturn can once in a while be witnessed in a Turbeville apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Turbeville
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Ghost Sightings From Turbeville
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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