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These are some lies we made up about Sumter.
Julius Ceasar can be distinguished often in a Sumter area supermarket, strolling the aisles.
An ET has from time to time been seen relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Sumter residence gazing.
An martian explorer from another world is every so often perceived attempting to verbalize something in the middle of Alligator Branch.
An alien from Mars can once in a while be noticed in Crosswell Drive Park after midnight burying a dead body by a large boulder.
An alien from another planet was perceived pacing through a home in Sumter.
A massive parakeet materialized being carried by a steed beside a road right next door to Sumter.
A Brachiosaurus was observed calling out people's names quite near the entrance to Goodale State Park.
The ghost of an elderly female clutching a gun materialized staggering through a mobile home close to Sumter. The spirit was gobbled up by the air after being spotted.
A space alien was witnessed
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in Congaree Swamp National Monument right by the ranger station turning toward the viewer.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has often been seen in a phone booth in Sumter using the telephone.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is frequently spotted howling at the watcher to stay away in the middle of a wild road
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in the vicinity of Sumter late at night.
A gargantuan impala has allegedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions hanging out in a vacant home in Sumter.
A space invader from the cosmos may frequently be distinguished being carried by a bike on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Sumter.
An ET may be observed very often in an apartment in Sumter.
A gigantic jaguar has every now and then been noticed in a Sumter building.
The phantom of a waitress is now and then noticed coming into view in a washroom mirror. A lot of folks who live here assert this ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone Sumter local.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been seen on a few occasions late at night rushing after a passing car on a shadowy road in close proximity to Sumter.
A colossal prairie dog can from time to time be noticed in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
A massive addax has regularly been noticed by an old
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man hunting in a forest close to Sumter.
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Ghost Sightings From Sumter
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Ghost Sightings From Sumter
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At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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