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These are some lies we made up about Summerville.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object was spotted posting an envelope at a Summerville post office.
An alien explorer from another galaxy was witnessed swallowing regular from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Summerville.
Vincent van Gogh has repeatedly been made out in a rubber raft on Lake Ashborough tossing rocks.
A space man from Pluto is frequently perceived walking a Poodle at night on a murky Summerville lane.
A colossal ocelot has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions attempting to dump a body in Cypress Swamp before dawn.
A very large hyena can repeatedly be seen burying a body by a large boulder in Mateeba Gardens before dawn.
A space man from another world can be perceived frequently at midnight floating down Captains Creek.
A colossal chimpanzee has occasionally been distinguished smoking a cigar up on Rosom Hill.
An enormous yak is from time to time noticed
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watching movies in a Summerville living room late at night.
An ET is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances on a Summerville lane at the stroke of midnight.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship can from time to time be distinguished in Colleton State Park right by the ranger station crying.
A gentleman that
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shifted shape into a vampire has frequently been observed near the entrance to Congaree Swamp National Monument looking. Whatever people say, it's without a doubt a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
Cinderella is often noticed floating in the air like a helium balloon in Summerville.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has been noticed on several occasions in a supermarket in the Summerville area.
An enormous woodchuck can regularly be distinguished trying on socks in a Summerville residence.
An extraterrestrial from Mars may be seen very frequently poking around in mailboxes before dawn in Summerville.
A giant rabbit is once in a while observed in a Summerville school in the early morning hours pacing the hallways.
A sphinx has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Summerville trailer; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
The ghost of a pregnant lady can from time to time be seen in a house near Summerville. One thing is
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for guaranteed, this spirit sure is terrifying; one that is rather not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Summerville
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Ghost Sightings From Summerville
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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