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These are some lies we made up about Sullivans Island.
A cyclop can now and then be noticed in Fort Moultrie National Monument by the park headquarters shining a kerosene lamp.
A huge skunk was observed gazing down into the water at Breach Inlet after midnight.
A chilling skeleton became visible trying to flag down cars in the middle of a murky highway in the neighborhood of Sullivans Island. Other folks in close proximity have had matching events involving an almost identical ghost. It has been asserted that this particular ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Sullivans Island local.
An extremely large gazelle was observed in Middle Ground around midnight shouting names.
A space alien from space showed up pulling a dead body over rocks in Charles Pinckney National Historic Site on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Sullivans Island
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Ghost Sightings From Sullivans Island
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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