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These are some lies we made up about Springfield.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO is every so often distinguished by Cowford Lake sniveling.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances at Abrams Branch very late at night hurling boulders into the flow.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy can every now and then be witnessed attempting to snatch something in Slaughter Field around midnight.
The ghost of a badly scorched lady was distinguished on a Springfield residential road on a dark night. The spirit waved to the watcher. Well, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The alien commander of a flying saucer emerged looking at a lady slumbering in an armchair in a residence in Springfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Springfield
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Ghost Sightings From Springfield
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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