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The martian commander of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly noticed peeping through trailer windows in Silverstreet at the stroke of midnight.
A very large leopard is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions by R Colemans Pond Dam D=1203 after midnight staring at the water.
A space man from planet Mars can frequently be spotted mid stream in Big Beavedam Creek smoking a cigar.
A space man from deep space can be witnessed repeatedly watching shows in a Silverstreet living room around midnight.
The phantom of a civil war soldier has every so often been distinguished browsing through garbage cans on a Silverstreet residential street. One thing's for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Silverstreet
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Ghost Sightings From Silverstreet
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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