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A gargantuan coyote may often be observed gobbling a steak near the water at Brickyard Point.
Genghis Khan has sometimes been perceived walking a Great Dane on a dark night on a shady Seabrook residential street.
A gigantic dormouse is from time to time perceived at Albergottie Creek at the stroke of midnight hurling bricks into the flowing water.
The Loch Ness Monster is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions watching shows in a Seabrook living room after midnight.
A female with a blue-green face has repeatedly been spotted browsing through garbage cans on a Seabrook street. If you talk to the folks who live here, this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who have the guts to disturb the quiet in Seabrook. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
A colossal bear is frequently perceived on a Seabrook lane in the early morning hours.
A very large finch has been said to have been distinguished on many instances gazing at a person sleeping in an armchair in a building in Seabrook.
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Ghost Sightings From Seabrook
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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