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These are some lies we made up about Saint Matthews.
The ghost of a guy having half his head gone was seen on a Saint Matthews avenue around midnight. When the onlooker came into view the spirit ran off. Locals who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost is the struggling soul of an old Saint Matthews local person.
A Stegosaurus has repeatedly been observed shifting orbs around at Antley Spring in the early morning hours.
A huge wolf is frequently noticed screaming people's names mid stream in Antley Spring Branch.
The ghost of a young woman wearing a blood-covered wedding gown is rumored to have been spotted on many instances floating in the air like a balloon in Saint Matthews.
A headless female may regularly be perceived shouting at the bystander to stay away by the waterfront at Bozard Pond. A local woman declares that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Saint Matthews in the past. No matter what, it is certainly a terrifying phantom that
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you don't want to bump into before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be distinguished time and again in Buyck Bottom late in the night going berserk.
The phantom of a teenage girl has now and then been witnessed staring at a lady slumbering in a bed in a house in Saint Matthews. No matter what
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people utter, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that any sound person would not want to encounter.
A person with a skeleton face in dark robes is every so often observed in a store in the Saint Matthews vicinity. One of the people who live here confidently declares that this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Saint Matthews long ago.
An enormous yak has been said to have been seen on a handful of instances glugging down blood from a container at Congaree Swamp National Monument.
A lady having a knife in her head can sometimes be made out trying on clothes in a Saint Matthews flat. Several of the people who live here claim this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who have the nerve to interrupt the tranquility in Saint Matthews.
A space invader from the Moon has repeatedly been spotted in Colleton State Park by the park headquarters having a fish.
A space man from the cosmos is regularly witnessed ascending out from a storm drain on a Saint Matthews lane around midnight.
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wandering phantom has supposedly been distinguished on one or two instances poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Saint Matthews. One thing is for sure, this is an unpleasant phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Matthews
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Matthews
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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