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These are some lies we made up about Roebuck.
A gigantic colt has regularly been seen on a dark night drifting along Beaverdam Creek.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is repeatedly observed in Carlisle Park in the early morning hours concealing a cadaver by a large rock.
An alien can frequently be perceived raking leaves in the back garden of a house in Roebuck.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft may be made out frequently on the shore of Duncan Park Lake sobbing.
A black as coal cockroach that turned into a lady has occasionally been witnessed gazing down at Harrison Shoals on a dark night.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman is every so often witnessed by a man hunting in a forest in close proximity to Roebuck. One thing's for certain, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that should be shunned.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has supposedly been spotted on many occasions on the peak of Crab Apple Hill after midnight staring at the sight.
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ghost of a gold-miner can now and then be observed sitting on a bench in a flat in Roebuck.
A space man from planet Mars was distinguished striding from flat to flat late in the night on a Roebuck lane.
A female with a fairly see-through body came into sight pushing orbs around in Croft State Park quite near the ranger station. The ghost
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was consumed by the night after being made out. Many folks who live here allege this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Roebuck long ago.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was noticed resting at a coffee table in a Roebuck home. When perceived the phantom approached the eye witness who then escaped. People claim that this ghost may well be a renowned past native of Roebuck.
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Ghost Sightings From Roebuck
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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