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Archimedes has sometimes been perceived spending time in a derelict mansion in Port Royal.
An extraterrestrial is once in a while made out looking in Arthur Horne Nature Park on a dark night.
The spirit of a young-looking man dressed in a confederate uniform has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of instances looking at the waves by the water at Burckmyers Beach at the stroke of midnight.
The alien crew member of a UFO can now and then be perceived looking down into the water at Mink Point on a dark night.
A giant rabbit was witnessed in Ballast Creek on a dark night attempting to conceal a dead body.
Count Dracula materialized standing by a desolate highway close to Port Royal.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet was witnessed by Barnwell Bluff redistributing orbs about.
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Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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