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These are some lies we made up about Plum Branch.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is repeatedly witnessed staggering through a residence outside Plum Branch. Well, it sure is a menacing ghost that is preferably not upset.
The ghost of a youthful woman dressed as a maid is rumored to have been made out on a small number of occasions speaking into the thin air in Hamilton Branch State Park at night. It's been claimed that this specific ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Plum Branch resident.
The alien mechanic of a UFO can repeatedly be noticed reading a newsletter in the middle of Camp Creek.
A space invader from planet Jupiter may be witnessed frequently in a phone booth in Plum Branch talking on the telephone.
A space alien from space has occasionally been observed howling down a deserted road near Plum Branch before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Plum Branch
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Ghost Sightings From Plum Branch
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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