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These are some lies we made up about Orangeburg.
The martian commander of a flying saucer became visible striding by the side of a secluded road next to Orangeburg.
An incredibly frightening ghost was perceived emerging in a bathroom mirror. When seen the phantom came close to the viewer who then escaped. If you talk to the residents, this ghost could be a famous days gone by resident of Orangeburg. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A very large coati was observed at Antley Spring before sunrise trying to grasp something.
An alien from Mars has regularly been witnessed resting on a sofa in a trailer right next door to Orangeburg.
An enormous wildcat is repeatedly observed frightening folks by Antley Spring Branch.
The ghost of an old female carrying a rifle may regularly be spotted near the water at Bull Pond pushing orbs around.
The ghost of a waitress can be observed very frequently looking terrifying in Amelia Street Historic
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District at night. Based on what the folks who live here allege, this spirit is probably the tormented spirit of a person who used to dwell here in Orangeburg.
A huge prairie dog is from time to time distinguished at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing truck on a gloomy road outside Orangeburg.
Archimedes may every now and then be
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noticed in Congaree Swamp National Monument quite near the park headquarters yelling at the viewer to leave.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief has often been distinguished in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
A gigantic alligator is regularly distinguished quite near Barnwell State Park stacking pieces of wood.
A gigantic reptile has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions by an old man canoeing in a river next to Orangeburg.
A space man from deep space can frequently be spotted taking a rest in a beanbag in an apartment in Orangeburg.
A huge armadillo may be spotted frequently walking from building to building in the early morning hours on an Orangeburg street.
A big bloodcurdling dragon is once in a while witnessed having a seat at the dining table in an Orangeburg building.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is known to have been distinguished on several occasions looking at folks in an Orangeburg flat through
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a door crack. People here who have seen this phantom allege this phantom is the stressed soul of a long departed Orangeburg local resident.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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