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These are some lies we made up about Newberry.
A headless gentleman emerged smoking a pipe in Boundary Street-Newberry Cotton Mills Historic District after midnight. The ghost spoke of avenging a murder. A lot of people who live here declare this ghost is the struggling soul of an old Newberry local.
A female with her head and right arm and right leg cut off was distinguished spitting at passing cars by the side of a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Newberry. The viewer panicked and fled.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was perceived very late at night drifting by on Big Beavedam Creek.
A very large zebu has frequently been perceived mailing an envelope at a Newberry post office.
A very large koodoo has allegedly been seen on one or two occasions slurping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Newberry.
A military uniform pacing around devoid of a body in it may often be perceived speaking into the night as if somebody in addition was present.
Galileo
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can be made out very often in Chester State Park by the park headquarters attempting to exclaim something.
An alien has every now and then been noticed peeking through building windows in Newberry in the early morning hours.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been seen on many instances frightening
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people outside the entrance to Congaree Swamp National Monument.
A gigantic leopard can once in a while be noticed searching through garbage cans on a Newberry road.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy has often been observed on a Newberry street around midnight.
A space alien from deep space is often witnessed suspended in the air like a blimp in Newberry.
A space alien has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in a hardware store in the Newberry neighborhood.
An enormous lizard may repeatedly be made out trying on a jacket in a Newberry home.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be noticed very frequently crawling out from a storm drain on a Newberry street on a dark night.
An martian traveler from another planet has sometimes been observed poking around in mailboxes at night in Newberry.
A space man from planet Pluto is from time to time spotted playing a song on a xylophone in a Newberry trailer.
An alien from another part of
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the galaxy has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances in a Newberry school around midnight wandering the hallways.
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Ghost Sightings From Newberry
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Ghost Sightings From Newberry
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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