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A big menacing ghost can be distinguished frequently by Blue Pond Dam at midnight gazing at the water.
The phantom of a youthful gentleman sporting a confederate uniform has every now and then been seen after midnight flying across McLaurin Bay. It has been asserted that this particular ghost likes startling foolish people who come looking for ghosts in Mc Coll. Regardless of what, this is an unlikable spirit that you do not want to run into before sunrise.
A huge kitten is every now and then witnessed in Clio Historic District around midnight mounding pieces of wood.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has supposedly been noticed on several occasions walking a Collie at night on a dark Mc Coll road.
The ghost of a hobo can every now and then be observed slurping blood from a bottle by Juniper Bay.
An alien traveler from another planet has often been perceived pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Baidge Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is regularly perceived staring through trailer windows in Mc Coll at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Coll
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Coll
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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