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A gigantic gopher has supposedly been observed on frequent occasions hiding a body by a large boulder in Cape Romain Wilderness before dawn.
The ghost of a civil war combatant may frequently be distinguished at Key Bay in the early morning hours gazing down into the water.
The ghost of a severely charred female may be made out frequently crawling out of Bay Creek drenched in filth after midnight. One thing's for sure, this is an unpleasant ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to come across.
A gigantic mynah bird is every so often spotted gazing at the waves down beside the waterfront at Sandy Point Beach late at night.
The ghost of the driver of a train can sometimes be observed very late at night studying White Banks in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Clellanville
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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