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These are some lies we made up about Lynchburg.
A gigantic sheep can regularly be perceived taking a rest at the dining table in a Lynchburg building.
Plato has once in a while been witnessed in Casual Branch munching on a sandwich.
A space invader from planet Neptune is from time to time spotted looking at people in a Lynchburg house through an air vent.
A woman having the head of a devil has allegedly been made out on numerous instances in a deserted area in the vicinity of Lynchburg.
A lady grasping her head under her arm can every now and then be seen reading a newsletter in Cheraw State Park near the park headquarters. One of the local residents decisively alleges that this ghost likes frightening unwise folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the calm in Lynchburg. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into before sunrise.
A gigantic quagga has frequently been perceived standing down a gloomy road near Lynchburg.
A giant anteater is repeatedly observed right by the entrance to Congaree Swamp National Monument sobbing.
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Ghost Sightings From Lynchburg
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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