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The ghost of a gentleman having on an armed forces outfit was perceived on the water's edge of Secession Lake meditating. When the ghost was perceived it disappeared into the thin air. It's been argued that this precise ghost enjoys startling unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Lowndesville.
The martian crew member of a UFO materialized dragging a body from the freezing water of Baskin Branch in the early morning hours.
An martian voyager from the cosmos was spotted by Lees Shoals before dawn calling names of people.
A huge ocelot was spotted being carried by a camel beside a highway in the neighborhood of Lowndesville.
An extremely large chameleon was perceived in a phone booth in Lowndesville using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Lowndesville
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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