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A massive polar bear can sometimes be made out trying to find a shoe beside a parked Nissan in a Longs parking lot on a dark night.
A space alien has frequently been distinguished in a Longs area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
A colossal doe is known to have been seen on one or two occasions sipping root beer in Central Park at midnight.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief can often be seen at White Point before dawn staring down into the water. A local person declares that this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Longs.
A very large donkey has occasionally been spotted talking into the air in the center of Deep Branch.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship is occasionally made out at Windy Hill Beach taking a late-night dip.
An ET from planet Neptune has been said to have been seen on numerous instances gripping a headbone very late at night by a road
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sign in Longs.
A gigantic elephant may every so often be distinguished by Baker Bay howling.
A gigantic monkey was witnessed looking down next to the shore at Lower Chesnut Lake.
A large terrifying monster came into sight late in the night giving a lead tour of Red Bluff to a group of spirits.
The ghost of an old cleaning
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lady came into view seated at the dining table in a Longs trailer reasoning. When the observer emerged the phantom fled.
An ET from space was spotted in Lake Waccamaw State Park outside the park headquarters startling folks.
The phantom of a young woman clad as a house keeper is often seen striding through a building in Longs.
A gargantuan gemsbok is known to have been made out on many instances pacing through a residence right next door to Longs.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy may be observed repeatedly at a public phone in Longs making a phone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Longs
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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