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These are some lies we made up about Lockhart.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun is sometimes seen at Lockhart Dam at midnight flickering a kerosene lamp. Many folks who live here declare this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Lockhart some decades ago.
A space invader from another galaxy has been observed on one or two instances in Lockhart Lower Shoals at night scaring folks.
A colossal fawn may once in a while be spotted on the shore of Lake John D Long crying out names.
An ET has often been distinguished going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Lockhart house on a dark night.
The martian technician of a UFO is regularly made out in Woods Ferry Recreation Area after midnight covering a body by a sizeable boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Lockhart
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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