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These are some lies we made up about Lando.
Leonardo da Vinci can often be made out wandering through a residence outside Lando.
A giant raccoon can be seen repeatedly dining on a hotdog in the middle of Barbers Creek.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has occasionally been noticed strolling through a Lando neighborhood churchyard.
A space man from planet Saturn is occasionally observed reading a tabloid by the side of a deserted road near Lando at the stroke of midnight.
The Loch Ness Monster has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions staying in a deserted building in Lando.
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Ghost Sightings From Lando
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Ghost Sightings From Lando
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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