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These are some lies we made up about Kingstree.
A huge addax has frequently been seen sitting at a table in a Kingstree home.
An ET from another solar system is frequently witnessed in Kingstree Historic District very late at night dragging a cadaver through some bushes.
The Mothman has been observed on several occasions by Cypress Pond trying to capture something.
A female with maggots crawling out of her nostrils may repeatedly be noticed twinkling a lamp in the middle of Boggy Swamp.
A colossal badger may be witnessed time and again fluttering over Lower Rutledge Bay before dawn.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her neck has every so often been distinguished throwing pebbles into W S McCollough Junior Pond late at night. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that is better not messed with.
The ghost of a bound up woman is now and then spotted in a secluded neighborhood in the neighborhood of Kingstree.
A colossal gazelle has purportedly been observed
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on frequent occasions standing alongside a dark road near Kingstree.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft has often been witnessed going out of control in Devils Fork State Park near the park headquarters.
A female having the head of a demon is frequently perceived sending a letter at a Kingstree post office. Whichever
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way, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that you do not want to encounter before dawn.
A massive guinea pig has been spotted on frequent instances in Fort Moultrie National Monument at the park headquarters mounding bricks.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos can frequently be seen glugging down regular from a pump at a refueling station in Kingstree.
An extraterrestrial from space can be distinguished over and over again discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has from time to time been spotted peeping through home windows in Kingstree very late at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions watching movies in a Kingstree living room before sunrise.
An ET from the cosmos was observed rummaging around in garbage container on a Kingstree road.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head gone appeared hovering in the air like a blimp in Kingstree.
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When the ghost was perceived it disappeared into the air. In any case, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Kingstree
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Ghost Sightings From Kingstree
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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