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These are some lies we made up about Isle Of Palms.
A huge monkey can be witnessed very frequently yelling at the onlooker to be off down at the water at Breach Inlet.
An ET from another solar system has once in a while been noticed flinging rocks by Big Hill Marsh.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is every so often made out in an Isle Of Palms area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
An alien tourist from another solar system is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances piling boulders on a dark night on a lawn in Isle Of Palms.
The spirit of a youthful female having on a blood-covered wedding dress was perceived glugging down blood from a bottle in Fort Moultrie National Monument right by the ranger station. There are numerous accounts involving this spirit in the neighborhood. Anyway, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be kept away from.
An enormous fish materialized taking a rest at a coffee table in an Isle Of Palms house devouring a cracker.
A big chilling giant was made out by Boone Hall Creek smoking a pipe.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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