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A giant salamander has been seen on frequent occasions verbalizing into the air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A space invader from Pluto can repeatedly be perceived staring through apartment windows in Harleyville at the stroke of midnight.
A sizeable creepy giant may be spotted very frequently tossing pieces of wood into the stream at Bear Branch around midnight.
A giant goat has from time to time been perceived next to Blue Spring late in the night pushing orbs around.
The ghost of a man clutching a sword is sometimes noticed watching shows in a Harleyville living room late at night. In any event, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that you don't want to meet very late at night.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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