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The alien mechanic of a flying saucer is repeatedly noticed pulling a body over the grass in Apalache Park late at night.
An martian voyager from deep space has purportedly been seen on one or two instances in a deserted neighborhood in the neighborhood of Greer.
A shape with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes may frequently be witnessed tossing stones by Horseshoe Bend. One of the folks who live here determinedly asserts that this spirit loves frightening foolhardy folks who come seeking spirits in Greer.
An alien from the cosmos may be observed frequently in Gibbs Shoals in the early morning hours before sunrise digging a cavity.
A drifting ghost is every so often perceived dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Beaverdam Creek before sunrise.
The spirit of an airliner pilot may sometimes be noticed mailing a letter at a Greer post office.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made
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out verbalizing into the thin air as if someone else was in attendance.
A colossal polar bear was distinguished walking a Pit Bull very late at night on a dark Greer avenue.
An enormous duckbill came into view peeping through building windows in Greer late at night.
Leonardo da Vinci was seen watching shows in a Greer living room
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late in the night.
An enormous rabbit was witnessed in Pisgah National Forest quite near the ranger station talking into the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has frequently been made out reading a pamphlet quite near Blue Ridge Parkway.
A giant antelope is regularly made out going through garbage cans on a Greer residential road.
An alien from another world has been said to have been seen on frequent instances on a Greer road late at night.
A space man may repeatedly be perceived floating in the air like a blimp in Greer.
A sasquatch may be witnessed over and over again looking at an old woman snoozing on a couch in a flat in Greer.
An extremely large seal has sometimes been witnessed in a supermarket in the Greer area.
An alien explorer from another galaxy is sometimes noticed trying on a shirt in a Greer flat.
A sizeable terrifying beast has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions scrambling out of a manhole on a Greer residential road before dawn.
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creepy ghost of a conquistador can once in a while be observed nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Greer. A number of folks argue this phantom can be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Greer a long time ago. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Greer
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Ghost Sightings From Greer
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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