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These are some lies we made up about Greenwood.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft can be seen repeatedly shuffling orbs around in Greenwood Recreation Center in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has every so often been spotted traveling on a steed by a highway in the vicinity of Greenwood.
A very large muskrat is every now and then observed pacing through a home close to Greenwood.
The spirit of a lady with numbers engraved into her forehead has been said to have been observed on many occasions floating along on Armstrong Branch at night. One thing is for guaranteed, this phantom indisputably is creepy; one that is rather not disrupted.
A huge walrus can once in a while be seen at a public phone in Greenwood talking on the telephone.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was noticed striding through a Greenwood area graveyard.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her head came into view being in a vacant dwelling in Greenwood. Additional
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folks close by have had identical sightings involving a quite similar spirit. According to the people who live here, this ghost loves frightening unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Greenwood.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun became visible at the entrance to Bobby Brown State Park gulping blood from a bottle. This ghost is
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incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been one or two additional sightings of this specific ghost. Based on what the local residents say, this spirit may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Greenwood some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial was spotted standing by a desolate highway close to Greenwood.
An martian traveler from space was seen in a house in Greenwood.
An Allosaurus has repeatedly been witnessed in a Greenwood mobile home.
A space alien from another solar system is repeatedly witnessed pacing by a wild road close to Greenwood.
A lady grasping her head next to her arm is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of instances emerging in a restroom mirror. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a guy having half his head missing may frequently be witnessed after midnight sprinting after a passing Buick on a murky highway in close proximity to Greenwood. Loads of residents claim this ghost is
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possibly the undeceased ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Greenwood.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenwood
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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