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These are some lies we made up about Fingerville.
The ghost of the driver of a train has allegedly been seen on several instances hanging in the air like a blimp in Fingerville. Anyhow, this is a bad spirit that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gargantuan hare can now and then be witnessed in Carlisle Park late in the night calling out names of people.
An alien from another world was witnessed appearing creepy in a raft on Cleveland Park Lake.
The spirit of a critically mangled huntsman pulling a dead cougar showed up gazing at a person snoozing in a bed in a home in Fingerville. Frightened by the bystanders the ghost vanished into the night. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost might be a distinguished past inhabitant of Fingerville. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A colossal hippopotamus came into view in an autopart store in the Fingerville vicinity.
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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