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The ghost of a man with a name engraved into his forehead is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of an Elloree residence late at night. It's been asserted that this exact ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Elloree.
A huge platypus can every now and then be distinguished in Santee State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise staring crossly at the bystander.
An extremely large impala has frequently been witnessed sitting at a table in an Elloree building.
The phantom of an engine driver is repeatedly perceived dragging a cadaver from the freezing water of Ball Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Elloree local resident.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has purportedly been witnessed on many instances looking at folks in an Elloree trailer through
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a keyhole.
A gigantic lion may regularly be observed mounding stones in Colleton State Park by the park headquarters.
A gargantuan elk may be perceived very frequently in Congaree Swamp National Monument outside the ranger station drinking blood from a beaker.
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Ghost Sightings From Elloree
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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