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These are some lies we made up about Elliott.
A woman with her left arm and right leg separated has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances struggling to articulate something in Broad Branch.
A soldier's uniform wandering about without a body in it may frequently be spotted trying to grip something in Lee State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing is for sure, it is in all certainty a scary spirit that you don't want to run into at night.
A space man from another galaxy can be seen over and over again resting in a chair in a flat in Elliott.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has occasionally been observed terrifying people next to a streetlamp in Elliott.
The ghost of a gravely charred woman is every so often distinguished marching from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours on an Elliott road.
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Ghost Sightings From Elliott
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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