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A gargantuan grizzly bear was made out in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
A giant orangutan has regularly been distinguished gardening in the front yard of an apartment in Elgin.
A space invader from planet Neptune is regularly observed by a guy camping at a campground near Elgin.
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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