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Elgin, South Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Elgin.
A drifting ghost can often be made out searching for a hat next to a parked Buick in an Elgin parking lot at midnight. One thing's for sure, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An martian traveler from outer space can be witnessed over and over again by Bear Creek meditating.
The ghost of an airliner pilot has once in a while been made out terrifying people around midnight by a mailbox in Elgin. One of the folks who live here decisively asserts that this ghost loves startling foolhardy folks who have the nerve to disrupt the quiet in Elgin.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe is from time to time made out pacing through a mobile home in Elgin. Some of the folks here declare this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Elgin many years ago. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that should be left alone.
A scary skeleton is rumored to have been
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perceived on one or two occasions traveling on a stallion by the side of a highway near Elgin.
A fluorescent human shape can occasionally be witnessed in Congaree Swamp National Monument quite near the park headquarters howling at the onlooker to disappear.
An extremely large basilisk is regularly made out striding through a flat outside
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Elgin.
The phantom of a pregnant lady has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances striding through an Elgin vicinity cemetery. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not upset.
A decapitated gentleman may frequently be witnessed near Andrew Jackson State Park mounding chunks of concrete.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast may be perceived very frequently staying in a derelict villa in Elgin.
A massive muskrat has from time to time been perceived standing by a wild highway close to Elgin.
An alien from space is rumored to have been seen on a small number of instances in a house in Elgin.
The alien technician of a flying saucer was observed in an Elgin house.
An ET from planet Mercury showed up walking next to a wild road in close proximity to Elgin.
An ET from outer space was seen coming into view in a bedroom mirror.
An alien came into view sitting in a beanbag in a trailer in the neighborhood of Elgin.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship
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was witnessed late at night following a passing car on a murky road next to Elgin.
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Ghost Sightings From Elgin
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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