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The spirit of a guy with half his head gone has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions posting a packet at an Ehrhardt post office.
A beheaded female may regularly be spotted gulping unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Ehrhardt.
A giant argali can be spotted repeatedly concealing a cadaver by a large rock in Rivers Bridge State Park at midnight.
The ghost of a nine feet tall enormous man has once in a while been perceived at the stroke of midnight floating down Ashton Branch.
An ET from another galaxy is now and then seen walking a Terrier at midnight on a shady Ehrhardt residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Ehrhardt
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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