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These are some lies we made up about Effingham.
A space man from Mars has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions carrying a headbone in Alligator Branch.
The ghost of a young-looking lady clothed as a house keeper may regularly be observed on the peak of The Stockade before sunrise looking at the sight. Nevertheless, it's a terrifying phantom that should be let alone.
A colossal hare may be noticed frequently in a house in Effingham.
An alien from deep space has every so often been seen in an Effingham trailer.
A giant chimpanzee is occasionally witnessed staring across Sand Hill Bay after midnight.
The martian navigator of a UFO can every now and then be spotted on the water's edge of Forest Lake frightening folks.
The ghost of a destitute guy was witnessed crying out names by Ben Gause Bay. When the witness materialized the phantom ran away. Some of the folks who live here argue this phantom takes pleasure in scaring people who come seeking phantoms in Effingham.
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In any case, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A huge parrot was noticed appearing frightening in American Legion Stadium before dawn.
A colossal toad appeared wandering down a secluded road right next door to Effingham.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was observed coming
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into view in a bedroom mirror.
Marco Polo was witnessed resting on a stool in a house next to Effingham.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has often been seen chucking stones in Cheraw State Park quite near the ranger station.
A huge alpaca is regularly observed in the early morning hours pursuing a passing Chevy on a murky road close to Effingham.
The ghost of a young cowboy can frequently be made out in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight.
A space man may be observed frequently raking leaves in the side garden of a building in Effingham.
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Ghost Sightings From Effingham
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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