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These are some lies we made up about Edisto Island.
A gigantic anteater can every now and then be noticed crawling out of a manhole on an Edisto Island lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a silver-miner was made out burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Edisto Beach State Park late in the night. The phantom did not appear to be agonized by the onlookers. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world came into sight up on the apex of The Mound twinkling a light.
The spirit of a guy dressed as a store clerk was observed terrifying folks by the water at Edingsville Beach. The phantom saluted the observer.
A woman with a partially translucent body was observed yelling names of people by Frampton Inlet. When the ghost was witnessed it faded away into the night. Regardless of what, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Edisto Island
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Ghost Sightings From Edisto Island
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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