Edgemoor, South Carolina Lies


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The ghost of a lady with numbers carved into her cheek has every so often been perceived flinging pieces of wood into the flowing water at Browns Branch before dawn.

A gigantic raccoon is every so often spotted trying to find a map under a parked truck in an Edgemoor parking lot in the early morning hours.

The Mothman is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions burrowing a hole before dawn on a park bench in Edgemoor.

A space invader from Saturn has frequently been spotted having a seat at the kitchen counter in an Edgemoor apartment mounding chunks of concrete.

A space man from another galaxy is repeatedly made out burning a shoe in Arcade Park on a dark night.

 

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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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