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The ghost of a man with half his head lost can be noticed often floating in the air like a blimp in Eastover.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has now and then been spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along Bee Branch.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy is once in a while spotted sipping blood from a glass outside Congaree Swamp National Monument.
A beheaded lady can sometimes be seen looking at a lady slumbering in a bed in an apartment in Eastover. Folks who have perceived this ghost assert this ghost is the stressed soul of a long gone Eastover local person.
An extremely large ape was distinguished in a grocery store in the Eastover vicinity.
An alien from deep space was observed trying on clothes in an Eastover house.
A space invader appeared near the entrance to Goodale State Park verbalizing into the night.
The ghost of a 12 foot high huge person was spotted poking around in mailboxes
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before sunrise in Eastover. The eye witness was frightened and ran off.
Frankenstein's Monster has regularly been perceived in an Eastover secondary school late in the night walking the corridors.
The ghost of a female with half her head gone is frequently perceived in a mirror in an Eastover trailer; the ghost was exclusively perceptible
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in the mirror. Locals here say that this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Eastover some time ago.
A lady with a knife in her head is known to have been spotted on one or two instances in a residence near Eastover. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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