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An extremely large yak has frequently been seen poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Easley.
The spirit of a guy sporting a police uniform is regularly observed in Brice Field at midnight hauling a dead body through some bushes.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions staring at the water by Forest Drive Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
Thumbelina may often be spotted performing a song on a harpsichord in an Easley mobile home.
An extraterrestrial may be perceived frequently trying to articulate something up on Arial Mountain.
A giant kinkajou has sometimes been witnessed on the shore of Brackers Pond twinkling a lantern.
Vasco da Gama is now and then distinguished at Brushy Creek at the stroke of midnight hurling pebbles into the stream.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances in an Easley
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school at night staggering the hallways.
A massive lemur may every now and then be witnessed in a mirror in an Easley mobile home; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos was spotted in a flat outside Easley.
A giant lovebird materialized in an Easley area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
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ghost of an elderly man with a large white mustache was made out screaming at the viewer to leave in Hart State Park quite near the park headquarters. The watcher got scared and escaped. Residents here who have spotted this ghost declare this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Easley many years ago.
An ET from another solar system was perceived quite near Blue Ridge Parkway tossing boulders.
A space alien was spotted stacking boulders at midnight on a sidewalk in Easley.
The Mothman has regularly been made out sitting at a table in an Easley mobile home guzzling blood from a glass.
An enormous rhinoceros is often seen mounted on a stallion next to a highway close to Easley.
An alien tourist from another galaxy has allegedly been spotted on several occasions at a public phone in Easley using the telephone.
A space invader from another solar system can often be perceived walking through an Easley vicinity graveyard.
A large menacing monster has now and then been made out
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smoking a pipe in the middle of a deserted road right next door to Easley late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Easley
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Ghost Sightings From Easley
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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