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A gargantuan weasel may from time to time be witnessed by Bay Swamp shifting orbs about.
A Megalosaurus was observed in the middle of Alligator Creek appearing chilling.
An martian traveler from space emerged in a store in the Early Branch neighborhood.
An alien from another galaxy was distinguished trying on a jacket in an Early Branch residence.
An enormous jackal showed up struggling out of a manhole on an Early Branch residential street in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Early Branch
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Ghost Sightings From Early Branch
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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