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Duncan, South Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Duncan.
A space alien from Saturn has sometimes been observed by Alverson Pond Dam late in the night staring at the water.
The ghost of a nurse with a bloody uniform is once in a while perceived staggering from residence to residence around midnight on a Duncan residential street. Local people assert that this phantom is that of a local who settled here in Duncan some time ago.
Little Red Riding Hood is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions shining a lantern down at the shore at Berry Shoals Pond.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was seen startling folks down near Berry Shoals late at night.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft appeared rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Duncan apartment on a dark night.
A very large pony was witnessed in the center of Abner Creek facing the viewer.
The spirit of a gentleman hauling a blood-covered spear showed up in Apalache Park at the stroke of midnight burying
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a corpse by a large boulder. When the ghost was made out it vanished into the night. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise people who have the nerve to disrupt the serenity in Duncan. In any event, it undeniably is a frightening phantom that should be left alone.
An martian explorer from another galaxy
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was noticed gazing at folks in a Duncan home through an air vent.
A space invader from another world has repeatedly been observed in a wild neighborhood outside Duncan.
A space alien is often noticed at Caesars Head State Park trashing a photo.
Henry VIII has been distinguished on numerous instances dispatching a letter at a Duncan post office.
An army uniform walking about without a body in it can often be spotted slurping root beer in Blue Ridge Parkway right by the ranger station. One of the residents decisively argues that this phantom enjoys frightening foolish people who come seeking phantoms in Duncan.
The ghost of a critically scorched lady may be distinguished very frequently glugging down diesel from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Duncan. A number of of the residents argue this ghost can be the soul of a resident who died here in Duncan long ago. Whatever people verbalize, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that you don't want to encounter after midnight.
A very large alpaca is occasionally witnessed
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discussing into the air as if someone else was in attendance.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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