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The martian navigator of a UFO can frequently be witnessed in Erskine College-Due West Historic District at the stroke of midnight excavating a hollow.
A Centrosaurus can be seen repeatedly in a metal boat on L R Powell Lake piling pebbles.
An alien voyager from another world is once in a while spotted around midnight drifting along on Barkers Creek.
A space invader from planet Pluto has been noticed on a few occasions in an autopart store in the Due West neighborhood.
A lady with a half see-through body can once in a while be made out ascending out from a drain hole on a Due West road at the stroke of midnight. Lots of residents say this ghost loves terrifying foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Due West. Regardless of what people verbalize, this phantom indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter around midnight.
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar - Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once? Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there. Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming? - No I haven't. - Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either. Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car? - Don't know Arthur, how many? - Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth. Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?'' The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
. It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday. - I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake. - No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow. - Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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