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These are some lies we made up about Dorchester.
An ET from another galaxy can often be witnessed by Cane Branch verbalizing into the air.
The spirit of a young lady clad as a maid may be perceived repeatedly ascending out of Cat Bay soaked in slime after midnight. Local people who have observed this spirit assert this spirit is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Dorchester person who lived here.
A space man has sometimes been noticed staring at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a flat in Dorchester.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy is sometimes observed in a sail boat on Lake Merkel sniveling. People here argue that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Dorchester before the present. One thing's for certain, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to meet very late at night.
A gargantuan addax has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances in a clothing store in the Dorchester vicinity.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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