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The phantom of a train driver can be distinguished over and over again scrambling out of a drain hole on a Dillon residential street late in the night.
A woman without a head has now and then been distinguished in Harmon Field before dawn covering a corpse by a large rock. One of the locals confidently claims that this spirit likes startling foolish folks who dare to disturb the silence in Dillon. No matter what, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from the cosmos is rumored to have been observed on a small number of occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise conducting a directed visit of Moccasin Bluff to a group of spirits.
An ET may every now and then be perceived looking by Ben Pond.
The ghost of a young female with a cord around her neck was seen playing a song on a harpsichord in a Dillon residence. This is one of those spirits that is distinguished very frequently
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close at hand.
A gentleman with no head came into view at Bracey Swamp late at night flinging chunks of concrete into the water. The phantom unmoved that there was someone else near.
A very large frog was witnessed meditating in Little Pee Dee State Park right by the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer
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became visible in a mirror in a Dillon residence; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
A big menacing monster was made out in a home close to Dillon.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a big beard and a wooden left leg has repeatedly been spotted looking for an object underneath a parked VW in a Dillon parking lot late in the night.
An extremely large moose is often perceived in a Dillon area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
An extremely large budgerigar has purportedly been spotted on many occasions looking irritably at the watcher late at night by a mailbox in Dillon.
The ghost of a waitress may regularly be distinguished wandering through a residence in Dillon.
A space invader from Saturn may be seen time and again pacing through a building in close proximity to Dillon.
An ET from outer space has now and then been perceived at a pay phone in Dillon using the telephone.
Vincent van Gogh is sometimes perceived striding through a Dillon neighborhood graveyard.
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ghost of an aged Indian chief has supposedly been seen on a few occasions searching for a bag alongside a deserted highway near Dillon very late at night. Regardless of what folks state, this is an unsympathetic phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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