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These are some lies we made up about Denmark.
The ghost of a lady with names etched into her head was observed talking into the night as if somebody in addition was there. The spirit mentioned avenging a homicide. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom may well be a recognized old days dweller of Denmark.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her mouth has frequently been observed burying a body by a big boulder in Vorhees College Historic District at midnight. If you listen to what the locals claim, this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Denmark.
The spirit of a female with a knife in her neck has been perceived on many occasions in the center of Ghents Branch grasping a headbone. Nevertheless, this phantom undoubtedly is terrifying; one that should be shunned.
A space alien from planet Saturn can often be perceived staring at the sight from the highest spot of Quartemans Hill after midnight.
A colossal panda can be witnessed over and
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over again yelling near Glendale Springs in the early morning hours.
A very large parrot is occasionally seen by Brunston Swamp trying to exclaim something.
Rapunzel is known to have been noticed on one or two instances walking a Sheepdog late at night on a murky Denmark residential street.
A gargantuan polar bear can now and then
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be observed peeking through flat windows in Denmark late in the night.
A space alien from another solar system has frequently been observed searching through trash container on a Denmark street.
A gargantuan koala is repeatedly perceived in Aiken State Natural Area quite near the park headquarters facing the eye witness.
A gargantuan addax is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions staring angrily at the watcher in Congaree Swamp National Monument near the ranger station.
A lady with the head of a goblin may frequently be seen on a Denmark residential street at night. In any event, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Denmark
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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