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These are some lies we made up about Darlington.
The spirit of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform has sometimes been spotted seated in a chair in a house in Darlington. Based on what the folks who live here say, this ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Darlington.
A Chupacabra is every so often perceived in Darlington Industrial Historic District at the stroke of midnight dragging a body over the grass.
A giant fish may now and then be made out in the center of Bellyache Creek staring.
A giant moose was spotted down at Mineral Spring on a dark night attempting to articulate something.
A very large goat became visible walking from residence to residence late in the night on a Darlington residential road.
A woman with her head and right arm and right leg chopped off was spotted at night hovering over Cypress Flat. Additional people in close proximity have had equivalent experiences with an identical ghost.
The extraterrestrial
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crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship materialized browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a Darlington mobile home at night.
Vincent van Gogh was noticed relaxing at a table in a Darlington residence.
A gigantic grizzly bear was seen quite near Cheraw State Park appearing frightening.
The phantom of a man hauling
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a bloody spear is repeatedly witnessed looking at folks in a Darlington home through a door crack. A lot of people who live here assert this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Darlington resident.
An armed forces outfit marching about lacking a body in it has supposedly been seen on many instances walking down a murky highway near Darlington. Locals here say that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Darlington many years ago. In any event, it's a menacing phantom that is rather not messed with.
A Pteranodon may frequently be witnessed posting a packet at a Darlington post office.
A giant wolverine can be made out very frequently downing diesel from a pump at a fueling station in Darlington.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has once in a while been perceived walking a Collie before dawn on a dark Darlington street.
The phantom of a critically charred lady is now and then observed peeping through mobile home windows in Darlington on a dark night.
Hansel and Gretel's
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mom has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions watching television in a Darlington living room late in the night.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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