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These are some lies we made up about Dalzell.
Vincent van Gogh has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in the early morning hours hovering over Green Bay.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer can every so often be perceived in a motor boat on Ardis Pond thinking.
The ghost of a grower wearing a straw hat has frequently been made out terrifying people by Bluffhead Branch. Residents here argue that this phantom enjoys startling unwise people who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Dalzell. In any event, this phantom indisputably is menacing; one that is better not disturbed.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-splattered prom dress is often spotted by Cypress Bay repositioning orbs around.
An ET from Mars is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions by a woman fishing by a lake near Dalzell.
A gentleman having a spear in his head may often be spotted taking a rest in a beanbag in a mobile home in Dalzell. One of the people who live here
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decisively declares that this ghost loves scaring people who come seeking ghosts in Dalzell.
The ghost of a mail carrier has now and then been observed pacing from house to house before dawn on a Dalzell lane. Several of the locals argue this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed away here in Dalzell long ago.
A space invader from
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another planet is now and then made out throwing pebbles at Goodale State Park.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been perceived on several instances carving a hole in Congaree Swamp National Monument by the park headquarters.
A female figure may occasionally be noticed browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Dalzell residence late in the night. Regardless of what folks state, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword was spotted gazing at folks in a Dalzell house through a peephole. The arrival of the onlooker terrified the ghost who then disappeared. One thing is for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a menacing ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
A gargantuan camel materialized in a wild spot in the neighborhood of Dalzell.
An Iguanodon was noticed posting a packet at a Dalzell post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Dalzell
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Ghost Sightings From Dalzell
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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