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A gargantuan wombat may sometimes be spotted in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
A very large colt is often observed in Greenwood State Park late in the night hauling a body across the dirt.
A decapitated guy has been observed on many occasions searching for another ghost by Brightmans Creek.
An ET from another world may frequently be seen by a man fishing by a lake near Cross Hill.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft may be perceived very often having a seat on the floor in a trailer in Cross Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Cross Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Cross Hill
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
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